ASHOK AMBARDAR
Warning: This man is on the run from Authority.
Last known
sighting: EERC, Rm. 826, at the MTU
Correctional
Educational Facility
_____________________________________________________
CASE HISTORY:
-Ashok Ambardar entered the Scientist
Student). This spurred him to an even higher calling with the cowboys
though it took a while to indoctrinate
him with PhD (Phurther Damage).
SIGNIFICANT
EVENTS:
-Charged with pestering and heckling
officials of MOAA.
-Charges dropped and payroll granted at Tech in 1976 with lots of time off for
good behavior.
______________________________________________________
-Made the 'Ten Most Wanted' list of the
ECE Department since late 1983.
-During this time he was elevated to most wanted (ECE professor) on several
occasions.
-Nabbed twice for University-wide Distinguished Cheating Teaching at
Tech.
______________________________________________________
-Granted tenure special
immunity from prosecution in an unpublicized hearing in the 1980s.
-Shortly thereafter, he joined the infamous ‘EE Gang of Eight’. The gang
members were sued for $50,000,000 by a disgruntled student. The suit was later
dropped but details remain sketchy.
______________________________________________________
-This man considers himself dangerous,
possesses arms (two of them) and may not be pacified without the use of special
treats. Approach with caution and always carry a stick or big bar (preferably
dark chocolate, studded with almonds).
______________________________________________________
-Ashok Ambardar has already been booked
three times.
His most recent bookable offences are described yonder.

This
page is under constant destruction. Please visit again.
ECE Home (you risk a return to instant sanity)
'All your base is belong to us'
Page last hacked on 11-01-2007